The Kinky Neighbors

Valentine’s Day was on a Sunday this year and Mr. K and I decided the Friday before to have a sexy party with our lady friend. In January we finished building our stripper stage & pole for the living room, I had learned some cool moves from pole dancing class, so we thought those would be a great combination for a sexy Valentine’s Day Party that we titled: “Sexy Sippers, Strippers and Strap-ons” Even though we decided to have this party just days before, here’s how we made it happen.

First we needed Sexy Sippers.

A little history…it’s a joke among our friends, but apparently different kinds of liquor affect me in different ways. When we had our sexy Absynthe tasting party I became very kissy and licky. Our lady friend needed to be hosed down after that one. LOL When I drink brown liquors, I tend to become bossy and enjoy directing the action, whether I’m involved or not.  We had been teasing our lady friend about the bossy brown liquor personality that comes out and thought Valentine’s Day, the sex holiday, would be best to bring that out. So we went on a hunt for whiskey based drinks…and found them, good ones too. Thank you Glam Nest!

Cupid’s Kiss:
1 part Canadian Club Whiskey
1 part Rasberry Rum
Fill with Cranberry Juice
Serve over ice

Tickled Pink:
1 ½ parts Canadian Club Whiskey
4 parts Ginger Ale
Splash of Cranberry Juice
Serve over ice

Next, Strippers, an outfit was needed.

Luckily we have lots of stores around us that can offer this kind of thing at the last minute, so I was able to pull it off without looking like I through something together and I didn’t need an adult shop either, the local costume shop fit the bill. This School Girl costume had red in it for Valentine’s Day and was also a great outfit for stripping. The shirt simply unties and the skirt velcros closed on the side. Easy on and easy off, perfect for my first time strip show! And the Betty Boop Garter was the perfect accessory with the heart attached to it. This adorable and sexy bra was found at Target. I’ve had a lot of good luck at Target. Sexy, they fit well and are super affordable for undies that I may wear only a couple of times. In fact, the bra was on sale for $3.94! (I love to change up my undies for parties.) Plus, these Naughty Girl Tattoos were perfect for having a temporary tramp stamp. I already had my sexy black stripper shoes.

Now for some finishing touches and accessories. A red feather boa worked well for the sexy lap dancing portion, think full, soft and sexy! Cupid’s Bow and Arrow made an adorably sexy and fun accessory for the night. If I touched anyone with the arrow, they had to kiss me. And finally I found these yummy Heart Shaped Ring Lollipops for us ladies at the party store. Thought they would be sexy to suck on. Actually I was thinking of having her suck on my lollipop. Come on, who can resist sexy ladies sucking on lollipops? I know there’s a lot of stuff here, but once I got to the right stores, the outfit practically put itself together.

Mr. K even found appropriate clothing for our naughty celebration. He was really excited to see my stripping and as were out and about shopping, we found this awesome Striporama T-shirt from Marc Ecko. So even Mr. K’s outfit was complete!

The Strap-on

Yeah, I had that too and perfectly matched for Valentine’s Day. Purple and glittery! It’s a hoot and a holler! My official review:
http://www.allsexreviews.com/bree-olson-strap-on-kit.html

I used that on our lady friend after we all got nekkid.  It was fun!

Sexy Extras:

Cheesy Décor

We wanted cheesy decorations. Valentine’s Day is about sex, not love. Mr. K & I love each other every day of the year, so we weren’t into making this romantic, we never are with our parties. We wanted to make it campy and fun.

The Love Crazy Valentine’s Day Decorating Kit from Party City was perfect. Has the cheesy glittery hearts, the honeycomb centerpieces and the honeycomb balls and nothing says I love you. Perfect!

Along with all our disco lights for our stripper pole, we added some red light bulbs to other lights in the rooms we’d be in, some tea light candles and we were ready to rock!

Sexy Snacks

I decided to make sexy booty cookies to snack on. I used sugar cookie dough and a heart shaped cookie cutter and cut off the heart’s point at the end. Mini tubes of cupcake icing were used to draw on the panties and thongs.

Can’t forget the Valentine’s Themed Porn

While porn usually isn’t a feature of our party, but more of background, side note kind of thing we still needed something that matched the cheesy valentine theme. We had it thanks to the folks at Hustler: Everybody Loves Lucy. You can watch it in color or in black and white, a perfect cheesy fit.

The true greatness of all our parties is Mr. K’s playlists. The music is enjoyable, most of it is danceable; but most importantly, it in some way shape or form fits the theme, be it the name, the lyrics, something in it cleverly fits. We all look forward to what he’ll come up with next. So I thank him for the hours spent in front of his computer, compiling the perfectly entertaining and perfectly naughty songs for our sexy parties.

I hope something within helps you to put on the perfect naughty and cheesy Valentine’s Day party for next Valentine’s Day!

Stay naughty,
Mrs. K

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